1 00:00:00,617 --> 00:00:04,399 Curtis: They can't be that hard to find. 2 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,401 They're throwing stars but they're made of wood. 3 00:00:06,402 --> 00:00:08,320 We're in an attic, sir. There's a lot of wood. [ Device beeps ] 4 00:00:08,321 --> 00:00:09,738 But, like, George Washington wood. 5 00:00:09,739 --> 00:00:11,031 Cherry. Like his teeth and left nipple. 6 00:00:11,032 --> 00:00:12,617 Sorry. His left what? 7 00:00:12,618 --> 00:00:14,576 There were some things he could tell a lie about. 8 00:00:14,577 --> 00:00:16,912 But he could also carve a throwing star more lethal 9 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:18,373 than most guns, 10 00:00:18,374 --> 00:00:19,873 which is a perfect point to make at this seminar 11 00:00:19,874 --> 00:00:21,417 for at-risk youth. 12 00:00:21,418 --> 00:00:23,210 Do at-risk youth attend a lot of seminars? 13 00:00:23,211 --> 00:00:25,501 Less problematizing, more robot- eyes'ing. 14 00:00:25,505 --> 00:00:27,215 I thought I'd find you guys here... 15 00:00:27,216 --> 00:00:28,840 because I surveilled you entering. 16 00:00:28,841 --> 00:00:30,218 Are those hot wings? 17 00:00:30,301 --> 00:00:32,344 For me, yes. You, no. Excuse me? 18 00:00:32,345 --> 00:00:34,263 I'm your boss and the goddamn president. 19 00:00:34,264 --> 00:00:37,016 Executive order, bitch. Fucking Christ! O'Doyle! 20 00:00:37,058 --> 00:00:39,185 These would kill you, sir. [ Straining ] 21 00:00:39,186 --> 00:00:40,894 My half-leprechaun stomach can digest molten metals. 22 00:00:40,895 --> 00:00:43,648 My male brain can only hear that as a challenge! 23 00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:45,983 I understand what you mean, but it doesn't apply to this. 24 00:00:45,984 --> 00:00:48,236 It's actual poison. Must...eat... 25 00:00:48,319 --> 00:00:50,029 lethal...chicken. 26 00:00:50,113 --> 00:00:52,323 [ Straining ] Garbage. See? 27 00:00:52,365 --> 00:00:54,409 It's garbage now. [ Sighs ] That's true. 28 00:00:54,492 --> 00:00:56,119 I can't eat out of the garbage. 29 00:00:56,202 --> 00:00:57,745 That would be less alpha. Whoa. 30 00:00:57,829 --> 00:01:01,291 $15 million from Jefferson to Napoleon for... 31 00:01:01,374 --> 00:01:02,875 Louisiana? Damn, Banks. 32 00:01:02,876 --> 00:01:05,085 You found the receipt for the Louisiana Purchase? 33 00:01:05,086 --> 00:01:07,546 People have been asking to see this for 200 years. 34 00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:09,382 All French people, but still. 35 00:01:09,383 --> 00:01:11,466 Wait, we bought Louisiana from France? 36 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:12,384 Oh! 37 00:01:12,385 --> 00:01:14,387 I just now got the accent. 38 00:01:14,470 --> 00:01:16,431 [ French accent ] Huh-huh-huh! 39 00:01:16,432 --> 00:01:18,265 [ Normal voice ] So I didn't go to college. 40 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:19,559 Or grade school? 41 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,892 Is that where you learned to be mean?! 42 00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:22,144 Not just Louisiana, O'Doyle. 43 00:01:22,145 --> 00:01:23,521 It was the whole territory. 44 00:01:23,522 --> 00:01:25,397 How big, Banks? Like half of America? 45 00:01:25,398 --> 00:01:27,400 15 states. Damn! 46 00:01:27,401 --> 00:01:29,234 Those are state-sized states, too. 47 00:01:29,235 --> 00:01:30,653 They may have invented sex, 48 00:01:30,654 --> 00:01:32,321 but that's the day France got royally... 49 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:33,571 You almost sound proud of it. 50 00:01:33,572 --> 00:01:34,990 I can't root for the home team? 51 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:36,408 You know what Jefferson said - 52 00:01:36,409 --> 00:01:37,576 "Desperate times make for great deals." 53 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:39,454 What's this part down here? 54 00:01:39,455 --> 00:01:41,246 Looks like Napoleon scribbled a little somethin'-somethin'. 55 00:01:41,247 --> 00:01:42,582 "Oh, and one more thing - 56 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,249 You are forbidden from entering the cave 57 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:45,626 in the third Rocky Mountain." 58 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,211 It's initialed by Jefferson. 59 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:49,339 Third from the left? Third rockiest? 60 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,630 Third mountainest? Good thing we'll never know. 61 00:01:50,631 --> 00:01:52,216 It's forbidden. [ Scoffs ] 62 00:01:52,258 --> 00:01:53,768 So you root for the home team, 63 00:01:53,769 --> 00:01:55,677 but you're okay being told by a foreign dictator 64 00:01:55,678 --> 00:01:57,596 there's a part of your country you're not allowed in? 65 00:01:57,597 --> 00:01:59,473 I'm not allowed in a lot of the country, Banks. 66 00:01:59,474 --> 00:02:01,933 Pilot lounges. The actual horse part of the horse track. 67 00:02:01,934 --> 00:02:03,436 Everyone's home. 68 00:02:03,437 --> 00:02:05,395 My job is to leave the stuff that's working alone. 69 00:02:05,396 --> 00:02:07,022 It's called respecting the legacy of - 70 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:10,318 [ Gasps ] George Washington's throwing stars! 71 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:13,112 Ooh! There's one for each original colony! 72 00:02:13,196 --> 00:02:16,574 Delaware! Virginia! Rhode Island! Damn. 73 00:02:16,616 --> 00:02:19,994 The only thing those youths are at risk of is losing their shit. 74 00:02:20,078 --> 00:02:28,961 ?? 75 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:36,552 ?? 76 00:02:36,636 --> 00:02:43,893 ?? 77 00:02:43,975 --> 00:02:45,770 ?? 78 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,066 [ Device beeps ] 79 00:02:50,149 --> 00:02:51,484 [ Notes play ] 80 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,068 What's up, guys? I'm Amil Bhattam. 81 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:54,569 And today we're getting to the bottom 82 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:56,155 of Lincoln's hat. 83 00:02:56,156 --> 00:02:58,115 More specifically, the groundswell of support 84 00:02:58,116 --> 00:03:00,743 to add a top hat to Lincoln's head on Mount Rushmore. 85 00:03:00,744 --> 00:03:02,536 First up, we got Senator Hapkins, 86 00:03:02,537 --> 00:03:04,997 primary sponsor of the 4-score bill, 87 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:06,416 as well as Martin Popple, 88 00:03:06,417 --> 00:03:07,999 leader of the Hats Off movement. 89 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,751 Sarah, why exactly do you want to add 90 00:03:09,752 --> 00:03:11,837 a 20-story granite hat to Lincoln's head? 91 00:03:11,838 --> 00:03:13,672 Sarah: Well, it was Lincoln who once said, 92 00:03:13,673 --> 00:03:16,092 "Give me a hat with such strength of brim, 93 00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:18,385 the whole world can rest peacefully and dine." 94 00:03:18,386 --> 00:03:19,845 Which is, of course, why we're adding 95 00:03:19,846 --> 00:03:21,263 a rotating restaurant to the brim. 96 00:03:21,264 --> 00:03:22,764 Martin: Oh-kayy. Sarah is clearly 97 00:03:22,765 --> 00:03:24,892 just spouting Hatter propaganda. Ha! 98 00:03:24,893 --> 00:03:27,269 Oh, so we should pretend Lincoln didn't have a hat? 99 00:03:27,270 --> 00:03:28,854 You're defacing a national monument 100 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:31,148 to sell hat merch and beard-shaped beignets! 101 00:03:31,149 --> 00:03:32,274 Lincoln would hate you! 102 00:03:32,275 --> 00:03:33,985 He would hate yo- 103 00:03:33,986 --> 00:03:36,027 Another moment alone with my thoughts successfully avoided. 104 00:03:36,028 --> 00:03:38,489 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 105 00:03:38,531 --> 00:03:40,701 Alright, Banks. Be on alert. Head on a swivel. 106 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,326 It's up to you, and only you, 107 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:43,702 to figure out what the French are hid- 108 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:45,913 Oh, come on, guys! What the fuck? 109 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:48,374 -Oh, hey, Banks. -Your stealth game is weak. 110 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:49,708 What the hell are you guys doing here? 111 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,710 I thought you wanted to leave this alone! 112 00:03:51,711 --> 00:03:53,420 And I thought you'd listen to me, but, of course, you didn't. 113 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:54,379 O'Doyle saw you putting on the squirrel suit 114 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:55,255 in the locker room. 115 00:03:55,256 --> 00:03:56,632 You ratted on me?! 116 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:58,133 We did a whole thing about that last week. 117 00:03:58,134 --> 00:03:59,385 We resolved it. 118 00:03:59,386 --> 00:04:01,178 Yeah, but I still owed you a rat-out. 119 00:04:01,179 --> 00:04:02,679 Now we're even. He's the one who keeps cutting the doughnuts 120 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:03,972 into pieces in the break room. 121 00:04:03,973 --> 00:04:05,724 You dick! Back to not even! O'Doyle! 122 00:04:05,725 --> 00:04:07,268 Either eat it or don't. 123 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:09,186 Stop trying to turn a doughnut into a pizza. 124 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:10,228 Besides, Banks, look around. 125 00:04:10,229 --> 00:04:11,564 There's nothing here 126 00:04:11,565 --> 00:04:13,440 but etchings of shoulders and ankles. 127 00:04:13,441 --> 00:04:15,317 It was probably just Napoleon's jerk-off cave. 128 00:04:15,318 --> 00:04:16,735 Look out! 129 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:22,158 [ Laughs ] 130 00:04:22,241 --> 00:04:23,291 C'est moi, Napoleon. 131 00:04:23,326 --> 00:04:24,744 What in the hell? 132 00:04:24,745 --> 00:04:26,912 I guess Napoleon was into One-Eyed Willy tech? 133 00:04:26,913 --> 00:04:28,748 "It's me, Napoleon. 134 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,292 You thought you screwed us, but we screwed you. 135 00:04:31,375 --> 00:04:34,754 You broke our agreement, so I am declaring Frontier Forfeit." 136 00:04:34,755 --> 00:04:36,880 What's Frontier Forfeit? "A well-known law 137 00:04:36,881 --> 00:04:39,217 that allows the seller to reclaim their land 138 00:04:39,218 --> 00:04:40,425 after a contract breach. 139 00:04:40,426 --> 00:04:41,928 That's right, Jefferson. 140 00:04:41,929 --> 00:04:43,762 I am taking back the Louisiana Territory. 141 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:45,972 And you can't stop me, because you'll be dead. 142 00:04:45,973 --> 00:04:46,932 Syphilis bomb!" 143 00:04:46,933 --> 00:04:48,518 [ Laughs ] 144 00:04:48,601 --> 00:04:50,686 [ Laughs loudly ] 145 00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:56,359 Anti-syphilis pill? Anti-syphilis pill? 146 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,109 So Napoleon tried to kill Jefferson 147 00:04:58,110 --> 00:04:59,569 and take back the territory? 148 00:04:59,570 --> 00:05:01,363 Wow, the guy who conquered all of Europe 149 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:03,073 tried to reclaim land and kill a guy. 150 00:05:03,074 --> 00:05:04,450 Move over, Watergate! 151 00:05:04,451 --> 00:05:06,201 Should we destroy the evidence, sir? 152 00:05:06,202 --> 00:05:08,370 What? No. That would actually make it feel like Watergate. 153 00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:10,873 I don't know what that is. 154 00:05:10,915 --> 00:05:13,835 Okay, big deal. So I didn't see one Kevin Costner movie. 155 00:05:13,836 --> 00:05:15,836 You mean "Waterworld"? Whatever. Let's bail. 156 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,380 And, O'Doyle, pack up one 157 00:05:17,381 --> 00:05:19,005 of those ankle etchings for my, uh... 158 00:05:19,006 --> 00:05:20,424 personal collection. 159 00:05:20,466 --> 00:05:23,010 [ Record scratching ] 160 00:05:24,595 --> 00:05:27,056 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 161 00:05:27,139 --> 00:05:32,895 ?? 162 00:05:32,978 --> 00:05:36,858 ?? 163 00:05:36,941 --> 00:05:41,320 ?? 164 00:05:41,404 --> 00:05:42,780 [ Bell clangs ] 165 00:05:42,822 --> 00:05:43,906 ?? 166 00:05:43,990 --> 00:05:45,408 [ Pigeons cooing ] 167 00:05:45,491 --> 00:05:49,203 ?? 168 00:05:49,287 --> 00:05:50,337 [ Explosion ] 169 00:05:50,413 --> 00:05:53,416 ?? 170 00:05:53,499 --> 00:05:54,792 [ Pigeon squawks ] 171 00:05:54,834 --> 00:06:00,006 ?? 172 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:01,382 [ Bell clanging ] 173 00:06:01,465 --> 00:06:03,050 [ Thunder rumbling ] 174 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:04,844 [ Thunder crashes ] 175 00:06:04,927 --> 00:06:10,933 ?? 176 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:19,400 ?? 177 00:06:19,483 --> 00:06:21,736 [ Commandant Dulac straining ] 178 00:06:21,819 --> 00:06:24,071 ?? 179 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:26,115 [ Straining continues ] 180 00:06:26,198 --> 00:06:27,366 ?? 181 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:28,826 [ Bell tolling ] 182 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:31,078 [ Gasps ] 183 00:06:31,162 --> 00:06:32,829 [ Grunts ] 184 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:39,170 ?? 185 00:06:39,211 --> 00:06:40,546 [ Grunts ] 186 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:47,595 ?? 187 00:06:47,678 --> 00:06:48,888 [ Speaking French ] 188 00:06:48,971 --> 00:06:50,305 [ Guards gasp ] 189 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:51,933 [ Guards shouting in French ] 190 00:06:52,016 --> 00:06:54,977 Sir, I know I can be an even better Secret Service agent 191 00:06:55,019 --> 00:06:56,187 now that I'm a werewolf. 192 00:06:56,188 --> 00:06:57,771 I've got the tech, I've got the drive. 193 00:06:57,772 --> 00:06:59,314 We tried to make you a part of the team 194 00:06:59,315 --> 00:07:01,191 and you ate a guy's leg! But not his head! 195 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,276 That has to count for something! [ Knock on door ] 196 00:07:03,277 --> 00:07:06,197 Sir, I have Marc Luc de Bergeron on the line. 197 00:07:06,238 --> 00:07:09,533 He's the head of France's Real Estate Acquisitions Department. 198 00:07:09,575 --> 00:07:11,745 Real Estate Acquisitions? [ Door closes ] 199 00:07:11,746 --> 00:07:13,870 This is President Curtis. 200 00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:15,539 What can I do for you, Marc Luc? 201 00:07:15,581 --> 00:07:19,085 A great question, Mr. President. What can you do for us? 202 00:07:19,168 --> 00:07:21,796 I just wanted to notify you that France is... 203 00:07:21,879 --> 00:07:24,173 interested in American land. 204 00:07:24,256 --> 00:07:27,009 In case we should need legal...documentation - 205 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:29,720 Sorry. Connection bad. What the hell? 206 00:07:29,721 --> 00:07:31,471 "To legally initiate Frontier Forfeit, 207 00:07:31,472 --> 00:07:33,098 a representative of the former seller 208 00:07:33,099 --> 00:07:34,432 must notify the current landholder -" 209 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:35,601 Fucking English! 210 00:07:35,602 --> 00:07:36,935 They know we broke the agreement! 211 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:38,852 Oh, God damn it! Wait, Napoleon's dead. 212 00:07:38,853 --> 00:07:40,438 How can he still have a claim to that land? 213 00:07:40,439 --> 00:07:41,815 His penis. Together: What? 214 00:07:41,816 --> 00:07:43,692 According to 1800s Napoleonic Code, 215 00:07:43,693 --> 00:07:45,902 all you needed to be a French citizen was a dick, 216 00:07:45,903 --> 00:07:48,572 so technically, Napoleon's penis is Napoleon. 217 00:07:48,573 --> 00:07:50,156 It was actually America's law, too, 218 00:07:50,157 --> 00:07:51,449 until they realized women live longer than men 219 00:07:51,450 --> 00:07:52,710 and, thus, pay more taxes. 220 00:07:52,711 --> 00:07:54,285 -That tracks. -Wait, they can reclaim 221 00:07:54,286 --> 00:07:56,413 the entire Louisiana Territory with his penis? 222 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:57,957 If they bring it to a U.S. court 223 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,251 and certify it as a citizen, yeah. 224 00:08:00,292 --> 00:08:01,836 What the fuck, man? 225 00:08:01,837 --> 00:08:03,920 The good news - His penis is still in the wind. 226 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:05,755 It passed through black market art circles in New Orleans 227 00:08:05,756 --> 00:08:07,716 a few years back, and no one has seen it since. 228 00:08:07,717 --> 00:08:09,384 If it's in the shadows of Louisiana, 229 00:08:09,385 --> 00:08:10,803 I know a guy who can find it. 230 00:08:10,845 --> 00:08:12,054 Banks, get the chopper. 231 00:08:12,096 --> 00:08:13,305 O'Doyle, get the cooler. 232 00:08:13,306 --> 00:08:14,639 And, Chomps, don't even ask. 233 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,182 Sir. Let me be a werewolf for good. 234 00:08:16,183 --> 00:08:18,310 Why? So you can eat my innocent legs next? 235 00:08:18,352 --> 00:08:20,688 Hell no. You two, let's roll! 236 00:08:23,357 --> 00:08:24,692 [ Door slams open ] 237 00:08:24,775 --> 00:08:26,193 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 238 00:08:26,194 --> 00:08:28,361 God, I'd hate to actually be able to see in here. 239 00:08:28,362 --> 00:08:29,822 Shh! 240 00:08:30,865 --> 00:08:33,117 [ Hisses ] Vampire! Stand back! 241 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:36,161 I'm gonna eat you like the cattle you are. 242 00:08:36,245 --> 00:08:39,665 I'll make you pray for sunrise, you bloodsucking bastard. 243 00:08:39,748 --> 00:08:41,166 [ Both grunting ] 244 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:42,376 [ Both laugh ] 245 00:08:42,459 --> 00:08:43,669 Well, we got 'em! 246 00:08:43,753 --> 00:08:44,837 We got them so good! 247 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:46,589 What the hell? [ Hissing ] 248 00:08:48,090 --> 00:08:50,320 Don't worry, guys. This is Salem Montgomery. 249 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,968 These guys have helped every American president 250 00:08:51,969 --> 00:08:53,804 since Washington. Be honest. 251 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:55,680 Did you believe we were gonna fight? 252 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:56,806 He texted me to make sure we got it right. 253 00:08:56,807 --> 00:08:58,267 He texted you about this? 254 00:08:58,268 --> 00:09:00,018 Monty, we're in a hurry, so I'll cut to the chase. 255 00:09:00,019 --> 00:09:01,937 We're looking for Napoleon's penis. 256 00:09:01,979 --> 00:09:05,149 Black market deal, bought by a very wealthy collector. 257 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,442 Why do you want it? None of your business, leech. 258 00:09:07,443 --> 00:09:09,853 O'Doyle, don't be a dick. Just show him the stuff. 259 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:12,364 [ Vampires hiss ] Elsie. 260 00:09:12,406 --> 00:09:15,367 An off-grid atheistic sex cult died in a freak avalanche. 261 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:18,245 The snow preserved their blood at a perfect 28 degrees. 262 00:09:18,329 --> 00:09:21,248 We're talking rare, nondenominational O-negative. 263 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,042 [ Hisses, moans ] 264 00:09:23,043 --> 00:09:25,543 Half now, half after you help us secure the penis. 265 00:09:25,544 --> 00:09:27,588 You've got yourself a deal, Andre. 266 00:09:27,671 --> 00:09:29,090 Eat up, boys! 267 00:09:30,257 --> 00:09:32,843 [ Vampires hiss, moan ] 268 00:09:32,885 --> 00:09:35,137 So, they have straws in their teeth? What? 269 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:36,805 I thought they drank blood with their mouths, 270 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:38,556 but they're like snakes with straw teeth? 271 00:09:38,557 --> 00:09:42,061 I was more distracted by their weird orgasm noises, but yes. 272 00:09:42,062 --> 00:09:43,185 Straw teeth. 273 00:09:43,186 --> 00:09:44,814 Shoot me. Come on, dummy. 274 00:09:44,897 --> 00:09:46,816 Bet you can't hit me. You bet me? 275 00:09:46,899 --> 00:09:49,110 With what money? I bet you'll miss. 276 00:09:49,193 --> 00:09:51,070 [ Explosion ] Chomps: Dr. Finch? 277 00:09:51,071 --> 00:09:53,196 Alan Chomps! Hey, how's the moon collar? 278 00:09:53,197 --> 00:09:54,406 Eh, not great. 279 00:09:54,407 --> 00:09:55,865 I ate a construction worker's legs. 280 00:09:55,866 --> 00:09:57,784 No shit. We were fighting these pod people 281 00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:59,161 and the wolf in me just... 282 00:09:59,162 --> 00:10:00,745 well, lost track of who was on our side. 283 00:10:00,746 --> 00:10:02,706 Aw! Assertive Attack Mode. 284 00:10:02,748 --> 00:10:03,958 My old nemesis. 285 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:05,416 See, when a werewolf senses danger, 286 00:10:05,417 --> 00:10:07,544 its sole drive becomes protecting the pack, 287 00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,213 innocent bystanders be damned. 288 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:10,548 Lie down, pal. 289 00:10:10,549 --> 00:10:12,257 I just want to be a werewolf for good. 290 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:15,761 Hey, with Finch, you're gonna be a werewolf for great. 291 00:10:16,595 --> 00:10:18,405 There's your penis, Mr. President - 292 00:10:18,430 --> 00:10:21,225 inside the private collection of Armand Russo. 293 00:10:21,226 --> 00:10:23,434 Napoleon's penis is in his Famous Organs Wing, 294 00:10:23,435 --> 00:10:26,188 next to Tutankhamun's brain and Bette Davis' eyes. 295 00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:28,189 Why are the lights off? Are we breaking in? 296 00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,816 Oh, of course we are. Why am I asking? 297 00:10:29,817 --> 00:10:31,568 Because you're a narc at heart, Banks. 298 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:33,319 Now hack in and bring down their security system. 299 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,863 What? Just have the vampires run in there fast. 300 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:36,574 Ugh, fine. Monty? 301 00:10:36,575 --> 00:10:37,991 You up for a quick smash-and-grab? 302 00:10:37,992 --> 00:10:39,492 Sorry, but we need to be invited in. 303 00:10:39,493 --> 00:10:40,786 Oh, my God. 304 00:10:40,870 --> 00:10:42,454 [ Rumbling ] 305 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,206 Who the hell is that?! 306 00:10:44,290 --> 00:10:46,959 ?? 307 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,128 Vive Napoleon! Au p�nis! 308 00:10:49,129 --> 00:10:50,503 She yelled "to the penis." 309 00:10:50,504 --> 00:10:51,630 Thanks so much, Banks. 310 00:10:51,714 --> 00:10:53,299 [ Yelling ] 311 00:10:54,633 --> 00:10:56,302 Aaaahh! 312 00:10:57,511 --> 00:10:58,929 [ Glass shattering ] 313 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:00,972 See? They don't have a problem breaking in! 314 00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:03,057 They're working together! What is this? 315 00:11:03,058 --> 00:11:04,727 Get off my property - 316 00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:05,727 Aghh! 317 00:11:05,728 --> 00:11:07,479 Vive Napoleon! 318 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,938 You three, go get the penis! 319 00:11:08,939 --> 00:11:10,190 Monty and I will hold them off! 320 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,733 But, sir, she's a hemogoblin! 321 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,110 I can hear you, dick! 322 00:11:13,152 --> 00:11:14,403 Just do it! 323 00:11:14,486 --> 00:11:16,697 Elsie, do you want to come inside? Let's go. 324 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:18,574 [ Alarm blaring ] 325 00:11:18,575 --> 00:11:19,657 There it is! 326 00:11:19,658 --> 00:11:21,619 Huh-huh! Vive Napoleon! 327 00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,162 [ Hisses ] 328 00:11:25,539 --> 00:11:27,166 Ha! [ Grunts ] 329 00:11:27,208 --> 00:11:29,001 Aah! 330 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,003 Guard: Allez! 331 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:34,215 Ha ha ha ha. Huh-huh-huh-huh. 332 00:11:34,298 --> 00:11:35,799 [ Hisses ] 333 00:11:36,759 --> 00:11:39,011 Elsie! Damn, girl. 334 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:41,263 I got it! I got the penis! 335 00:11:41,347 --> 00:11:42,397 Correction - 336 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:43,891 J'ai le p�nis. 337 00:11:43,974 --> 00:11:45,601 [ Gasps, clears throat ] 338 00:11:45,684 --> 00:11:46,894 [ Screams ] 339 00:11:46,977 --> 00:11:50,314 Mauvaise conception! Mauvaise conception! 340 00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:52,650 [ Guard screams ] 341 00:11:52,691 --> 00:11:54,860 Pretty quick reflexes for a piece of shit. 342 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:57,029 [ Yelling ] 343 00:12:00,157 --> 00:12:02,243 L'Am�rique va plier le genou! 344 00:12:02,244 --> 00:12:04,369 I don't speak French, but I assume you're saying 345 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:05,454 I have a small dick! 346 00:12:05,537 --> 00:12:07,248 Aah! 347 00:12:07,331 --> 00:12:09,500 [ Screaming ] 348 00:12:11,627 --> 00:12:13,212 We got it! We got the penis! 349 00:12:13,295 --> 00:12:15,172 It's over. The penis is ours. 350 00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:16,664 And so is the damn territory. 351 00:12:16,674 --> 00:12:18,008 Tie her up, O'Doyle. 352 00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:19,550 And, Monty, classy, as always. 353 00:12:19,551 --> 00:12:21,428 Really earned the payment this time. 354 00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:22,888 Indeed, we have. 355 00:12:22,972 --> 00:12:24,022 [ Vampires hissing ] 356 00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:25,432 What's that hiss? 357 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,767 That's the only language you Americans speak - 358 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,144 laser dots and money! 359 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:30,896 The hell are you talking about? 360 00:12:30,897 --> 00:12:33,273 Jefferson promised us free reign in Louisiana 361 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,651 if we helped him secure the territory. 362 00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,569 And then he Zuckerberg'd us! 363 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:39,113 Split the land into states 364 00:12:39,196 --> 00:12:42,199 and squished Louisiana down into this goddamn boot! 365 00:12:42,200 --> 00:12:44,242 We can't even leave without being invited in 366 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,370 to other states. 367 00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:49,957 Thankfully, Commandant Dulac made us a better deal. 368 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:51,375 Un plaisir, Montgomery. 369 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,960 Oh, this is great. 370 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:54,919 They're also working with the French?! 371 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,214 We help get this penis certified in court, 372 00:12:57,256 --> 00:12:58,966 and they'll give us free reign 373 00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,760 when Louisiana reverts back to full size. 374 00:13:01,761 --> 00:13:03,386 We'll eat the tourists like cattle 375 00:13:03,387 --> 00:13:06,098 and we can finally see Nebraska! 376 00:13:06,181 --> 00:13:07,891 Monty, I was counting on you! 377 00:13:07,933 --> 00:13:10,644 Desperate times make for great deals. 378 00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:11,895 Ugh. [ Smooches ] 379 00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:13,480 � la victoire! 380 00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:14,773 Ha ha! 381 00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,025 ?? 382 00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:18,277 Dishonest moon-tanning sluts! 383 00:13:18,278 --> 00:13:20,153 That is the last time I text a vampire. 384 00:13:20,154 --> 00:13:21,613 You're right about that. 385 00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,866 [ Vampires hissing ] 386 00:13:23,907 --> 00:13:27,328 Before you say anything, I had no idea about the double cross. 387 00:13:27,411 --> 00:13:29,204 Those guys don't tell me shit. 388 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:32,166 Oh, good. The vampire who's not in the group chat. 389 00:13:32,249 --> 00:13:33,459 Lucky us. 390 00:13:34,501 --> 00:13:37,338 Dr. Finch: Alright. That should do it. 391 00:13:37,339 --> 00:13:38,880 I modified your collar with a short-range Innocence Detector. 392 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,799 What's that? 393 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,467 It's kinda right there in the name, but okay. 394 00:13:42,468 --> 00:13:44,427 If you try to attack an innocent being, 395 00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:47,388 the collar will auto-flush with this werewolf suppressant. 396 00:13:47,389 --> 00:13:50,184 And fun bonus - It's chicken-and-rice-flavored. 397 00:13:50,185 --> 00:13:51,726 [ Cellphone buzzes ] Hold on, I'm getting a call. 398 00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,895 It's probably my wife, Nina. Oh, scratch that. 399 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,521 Second best. It's the president. 400 00:13:55,522 --> 00:13:57,149 Go for Chomps. 401 00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:59,400 Curtis: The French got the penis and vampires betrayed us. 402 00:13:59,401 --> 00:14:01,486 What?! Jefferson screwed us. It's a whole thing. 403 00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:03,781 America needs you to be a werewolf for good. 404 00:14:03,822 --> 00:14:05,324 I will not let you down, sir. 405 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,368 Great! Because we're pretty fucked. 406 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:10,820 Banks, do you have a hairpin and three pennies? 407 00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,123 [ Gulps ] 408 00:14:13,165 --> 00:14:14,833 What the hell are you doing? 409 00:14:14,834 --> 00:14:17,001 Curtis: His leprechaun stomach is like a furnace or something! 410 00:14:17,002 --> 00:14:18,962 It can digest metal and make cool shit. 411 00:14:19,004 --> 00:14:21,507 [ Stomach gurgling ] [ Straining ] 412 00:14:21,508 --> 00:14:22,632 Mm... 413 00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,051 Brass alloy. 414 00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,724 So I can make wood-tipped bullets for your friends. 415 00:14:27,888 --> 00:14:29,765 Is he always this weird? Usually. 416 00:14:29,848 --> 00:14:31,433 You betrayed your own people. 417 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:32,976 To save your ungrateful ass. 418 00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:34,353 Twice, by the way. 419 00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:36,354 Saved your ass twice, but who's counting? 420 00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:37,856 You, obviously. 421 00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:39,440 Listen, if they can throw away loyalties 422 00:14:39,441 --> 00:14:41,944 that easily, they aren't my people. 423 00:14:42,027 --> 00:14:43,946 [ Sighs ] 424 00:14:44,029 --> 00:14:46,490 I appreciate... 425 00:14:46,532 --> 00:14:47,866 saving... 426 00:14:47,867 --> 00:14:49,367 Just give me the blood. Please take it. 427 00:14:49,368 --> 00:14:50,743 [ Suspenseful music plays ] 428 00:14:50,744 --> 00:14:52,538 [ Electricity buzzing ] 429 00:14:55,874 --> 00:14:57,668 Hey. Can I help you guys? 430 00:14:57,709 --> 00:14:59,169 Please, invite us in. 431 00:14:59,211 --> 00:15:01,088 Do you want to come in? 432 00:15:01,171 --> 00:15:02,548 It doesn't work like that. 433 00:15:02,589 --> 00:15:05,008 You need to invite us in so we can see the judge. 434 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,553 You - You want the judge to invite you in? 435 00:15:07,636 --> 00:15:08,887 I mean, sure. 436 00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:10,389 Why would he come out here? 437 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,181 That's weird. You're the one who pitched it. 438 00:15:12,182 --> 00:15:14,712 Look, we just need the judge to slam down his gavel 439 00:15:14,726 --> 00:15:17,980 and declare this penis a citizen capable of owning land. 440 00:15:18,063 --> 00:15:21,066 Yep, the gavel slam can do that. 441 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:23,025 Sorry. Did you want me to do something? 442 00:15:23,026 --> 00:15:24,570 I'm still confused. 443 00:15:24,653 --> 00:15:26,071 [ Hisses ] 444 00:15:26,113 --> 00:15:29,408 I think you'll find clarity on your neck. 445 00:15:29,409 --> 00:15:31,409 H-How am I supposed to look at my own neck? 446 00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,621 Huh. Hang on. No clarity yet. 447 00:15:34,705 --> 00:15:36,248 Alright, ya meat-muncher. 448 00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,541 You are good to go. 449 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:38,876 Ooh, a scratching post! 450 00:15:38,877 --> 00:15:40,418 Oh, also, Dribble has this show 451 00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:42,504 that just streams raw meat. 452 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,922 Go nuts, big boy. 453 00:15:43,964 --> 00:15:47,593 [ Howling ] 454 00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:48,886 [ Knocking ] 455 00:15:48,927 --> 00:15:51,013 [ Helicopter blades whirring ] 456 00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:56,727 Oh, man. Why did you kill the guard? 457 00:15:56,728 --> 00:15:59,187 He brought me outside. I thought that's what you wanted. 458 00:15:59,188 --> 00:16:00,939 [ Helicopter approaching ] 459 00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,274 Oh, God, who is that? 460 00:16:02,316 --> 00:16:04,776 People with even less patience than us. 461 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:06,403 Ha! Okay, okay. Geez. 462 00:16:06,445 --> 00:16:09,531 Just give me the subject in question! 463 00:16:09,615 --> 00:16:10,866 Uh, right. 464 00:16:10,949 --> 00:16:13,535 The court hereby declares this penis a citizen, 465 00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:15,329 fully capable of holding land. 466 00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,455 In accordance with outdoor judge rules, 467 00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:19,165 I simply need to bang down this gavel 468 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,208 on the hood of a car. 469 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:21,000 [ Gunshot ] Aah! 470 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:22,294 Gavel's down. 471 00:16:22,377 --> 00:16:24,588 Alright, everyone! Move, move, move! 472 00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:26,089 Aim for their hearts! 473 00:16:26,131 --> 00:16:27,881 [ Vampires screaming ] God damn it. 474 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,635 Prot�ger le p�nis! 475 00:16:29,636 --> 00:16:31,302 Okay, definitely bringing these to the seminar. 476 00:16:31,303 --> 00:16:32,846 See? It's motivational. 477 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:34,723 [ Vampires screaming ] 478 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,393 Ha! Ha ha! 479 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,313 Uhh! 480 00:16:41,314 --> 00:16:43,231 [ Hisses ] 481 00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:45,943 Ah-aah-aah! Aah-aah! 482 00:16:45,984 --> 00:16:47,152 [ Screaming ] 483 00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:48,320 Ha! [ Grunts ] 484 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:50,030 Tony: Well, well, well. 485 00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:52,157 Fuck off, Tony. You think I'm scared? 486 00:16:52,158 --> 00:16:53,866 You can't turn me and you can't bite me. 487 00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,912 Oh, but I can do a little stakey-stakey. 488 00:16:56,995 --> 00:16:58,497 [ Vampires screaming ] 489 00:16:58,580 --> 00:17:00,624 Perks of being on my good side. 490 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:03,544 Dr. Finch: Oh, man! Someone cut them all up into pieces. 491 00:17:03,627 --> 00:17:05,879 And you know their fingers touched it. 492 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,506 Michael in Accounting! Whatchu watchin', bro-ham? 493 00:17:08,507 --> 00:17:10,509 I'll tell you what I'm not watching - 494 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,635 ads! 495 00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:13,637 Ever since I upgraded to Dribble Pro. 496 00:17:13,678 --> 00:17:15,681 No ads, no problems. 497 00:17:15,722 --> 00:17:16,889 Ruh-oh. 498 00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,684 Uh, why'd you just say "ruh-oh"? 499 00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,977 Because I put on a show with raw meat for a werewolf 500 00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:22,396 and it might play ads. 501 00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,605 Ruh-oh. 502 00:17:26,358 --> 00:17:28,527 Man on TV: Is your puppy cold in the snow? 503 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:30,320 Try Puppy Pals' Paw Booties. 504 00:17:30,362 --> 00:17:33,031 Because innocent paws deserve to be pampered. 505 00:17:33,032 --> 00:17:34,115 [ Collar beeping ] 506 00:17:34,116 --> 00:17:35,242 [ Growls ] 507 00:17:35,325 --> 00:17:36,910 Oh, oh, oh! Oh, gee. 508 00:17:36,994 --> 00:17:38,870 Oh, oh, man! Whoa! 509 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:41,873 Frappez votre marteau de juge sur le capot de la voiture. 510 00:17:41,915 --> 00:17:44,251 Idiot! He can't slam his gavel on that. Huh? 511 00:17:44,334 --> 00:17:45,919 It needs to be on a car. 512 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:47,629 Outdoor judge rules. [ Gasps ] 513 00:17:47,713 --> 00:17:50,382 Esp�ce d'enfoir�, tu l'as cass�! 514 00:17:50,383 --> 00:17:52,258 What are you gonna do, Monty? Huh? 515 00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:53,594 Turn me into a vampire? 516 00:17:53,677 --> 00:17:54,970 Yeah, you wish. 517 00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,472 You'd be the lamest, tackiest vampire... 518 00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:59,140 sparkling in the sun-level shit. 519 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,309 I'd be cringing. 520 00:18:00,350 --> 00:18:01,977 Oh, but these guys are cool? 521 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,270 If this is the crew 522 00:18:03,353 --> 00:18:04,980 you chose to turn, yikes. 523 00:18:04,981 --> 00:18:07,732 You couldn't pull off the frilly shirts and you know it! 524 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:10,777 You have no idea what I could pull off. 525 00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:11,987 Why are you smiling? 526 00:18:12,070 --> 00:18:13,780 Release the wolf. 527 00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:16,617 [ Chomps screaming ] 528 00:18:16,700 --> 00:18:17,868 Jesus Christ. 529 00:18:17,869 --> 00:18:19,368 Was that supposed to be a demonstration 530 00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,369 of how ruthless you are? 531 00:18:20,370 --> 00:18:22,205 Yes. Did it work? 532 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,999 Montgomery: See? This is exactly why you'd suck 533 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,084 at being a vampire. 534 00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:27,836 Of all the presidents I've seen, 535 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,463 you have to be the worst! 536 00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,213 Coming from your lying, cheating, Anne Rice-looking ass, 537 00:18:31,214 --> 00:18:32,548 I take that as a compliment. 538 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:35,135 I'd rather eat turds than be like you. 539 00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,095 I'll show you turds! 540 00:18:37,137 --> 00:18:38,639 [ Yells ] 541 00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:40,940 [ Groans ] 542 00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:42,351 Put a cross into a crossbow. 543 00:18:42,352 --> 00:18:44,101 Thankfully there was a church right here. 544 00:18:44,102 --> 00:18:46,771 I'm surprised you didn't use that element more in the fight. 545 00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,107 Chomps, holy shit! You survived! 546 00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:50,816 Well, I did actually die, but I focused 547 00:18:50,817 --> 00:18:53,278 my werewolf regeneration into my arm bones. 548 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,614 [ Rooster crows ] 549 00:18:57,115 --> 00:18:58,450 [ Sighs ] 550 00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,201 If you two are ever in New Orleans again, 551 00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:01,328 drop me a line. 552 00:19:01,411 --> 00:19:03,205 I'll be alive... kinda forever. 553 00:19:03,288 --> 00:19:05,832 And, uh, if you ever want to see D.C... 554 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:07,250 you're invited in. 555 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,626 To every part that isn't the White House. 556 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,497 Or my townhouse. Or Banks' apartment. 557 00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:12,171 Actually, maybe just call first. 558 00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:14,341 See you when I see you. 559 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:16,134 Non. [ Gasps ] 560 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:17,268 [ Sobs ] 561 00:19:17,302 --> 00:19:20,138 Non. Napoleon. 562 00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,349 Hey. I, uh - I think that's how 563 00:19:22,432 --> 00:19:24,101 he would've wanted to go out... 564 00:19:24,102 --> 00:19:25,685 torn and trampled on the battlefield. 565 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,396 Also, all of you are under arrest 566 00:19:27,437 --> 00:19:29,481 and banned from this country forever. 567 00:19:30,565 --> 00:19:33,985 Julia, get me the files on that new Marseille real estate deal. 568 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:35,077 [ Telephone rings ] 569 00:19:35,078 --> 00:19:36,445 This is Marc Luc de Burgeron. 570 00:19:36,446 --> 00:19:38,197 Curtis: Hey. It's President Curtis. 571 00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:41,158 Just wanted to let you know, your interest in American land 572 00:19:41,159 --> 00:19:43,245 has been noted and rejected. 573 00:19:43,286 --> 00:19:46,415 But there is still a piece of American land France can have. 574 00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:47,708 Yeah? Yeah. 575 00:19:47,791 --> 00:19:49,459 My ass. You can eat it. 576 00:19:49,501 --> 00:19:52,170 [ Scoffs ] As long as my people are cooking, 577 00:19:52,254 --> 00:19:54,297 your ass will be a culinary treat. 578 00:19:54,339 --> 00:19:56,299 Yeah, right. My ass is 10 times tougher 579 00:19:56,300 --> 00:19:57,842 than anything you've ever eaten. 580 00:19:57,843 --> 00:19:59,970 Well, I intend to soak it in butter. 581 00:20:00,011 --> 00:20:01,638 That'll just make it slippery. 582 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,431 And you can't slip your way out of a mouth full of me. 583 00:20:03,432 --> 00:20:04,850 Ooh-kay, sir! 584 00:20:04,891 --> 00:20:06,143 Selling past the close! 585 00:20:06,184 --> 00:20:08,145 There he is! The man of the hour. 586 00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:09,604 How you feeling, Chomps? 587 00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:12,399 Well, I mean, I died, so I'm in that club now. 588 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,358 It's an adjustment for all of us, Chomps. 589 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:16,360 -Post-battle hot wing, anyone? -You sure? 590 00:20:16,361 --> 00:20:17,737 I thought we couldn't handle them. 591 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:19,740 Well, sir, today I learned it's wrong 592 00:20:19,741 --> 00:20:21,449 to make assumptions about people. 593 00:20:21,450 --> 00:20:23,410 So I made enough wings for everyone. 594 00:20:23,411 --> 00:20:24,535 Yes! Hell yeah! 595 00:20:24,536 --> 00:20:25,704 Janice: Alrighty. 596 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,122 [ Spits ] 597 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:28,706 Oh, my God. These are terrible. 598 00:20:28,707 --> 00:20:30,750 Yeah, maybe stop trying to make the wings a symbol 599 00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:33,127 of how far you've come and just add less cayenne. 600 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:34,296 [ Laughter ] 601 00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:36,047 I have a heavy pour. 602 00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:37,632 [ Laughter ] 603 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:39,426 [ Sighs ] There goes my GERD. 604 00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:40,802 [ Laughter ] 605 00:20:40,844 --> 00:20:43,388 Janice: Oh, we have fun! 606 00:20:44,598 --> 00:20:49,060 ? How much for Louisiana? ? 607 00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:51,438 ? Just name your price ? 608 00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:55,567 ? Vampires tryin' to be invited ? 609 00:20:55,609 --> 00:21:00,197 ? Stole a penis from a jar ? 610 00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:02,282 ? Voulez Voo Doo ? 611 00:21:02,365 --> 00:21:07,537 ? Je m'appelle soapy balls ? 612 00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,955 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 613 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:10,624 ?? 614 00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,042 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 615 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,214 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 616 00:21:17,255 --> 00:21:18,757 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 617 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:23,595 ?? 618 00:21:23,678 --> 00:21:25,138 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 619 00:21:25,222 --> 00:21:31,019 ?? 620 00:21:31,102 --> 00:21:32,604 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 621 00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:36,983 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 622 00:21:40,153 --> 00:21:42,447 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 623 00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:43,949 [ Cellphone whooshes ] 624 00:21:43,999 --> 00:21:48,549 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0